Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.

Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi, train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar.

Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.
He was shocked!
Kyunki waha already hum maggy bana rhe the
Bahut ho gayi tarif rajnikanth ki.

Once Rajinikant bunked a whole day in school.
Since then that day is known as Sunday.

Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
SRI LANKA.

Girlfriend – Hu Tane Kale Malva Nai Aavi Shaku.

Boyfriend – Ok Vandho Nai Hu Tari Gift Biji Koine Aapi Daish.

Girlfriend – Aem Nai, Hu Kale Nai Aavi Shaku Pan Aaje Aavu Chhu Atyare Kya Chhe Tu?

Zukeli nazar thi joyu tame amne,

tamari aa ada kem na game amne,

ek prashna thay mara man ma,

prem ma chho tame, ke vahem ma chhe ame.

Ek chhe akash ne dishao char chhe

dil aa maru tane malva bekarar chhe

tarij yaado ne tarij vaato

have to aa nayan ne bas taroj intezaar chhe.

Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana banigaya,

prem na aasu thi ame bhinjaigaya,

koine kadar kyan chhe amari,

ame to bas temni vaat jota sukaigaya.

Bhina varsad ni komal bund moklu chhu,

aankh to khol tane ujas moklu chhu,

pila padigayapratiksha na pandada,

antar thi tane khusbu bhari yad moklu chhu

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Titanic was sinking.

Boy: How much the earth is far from here?

Girl: 1 kilo meter.

Boy jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”

girl: Downwards.

Sanju has to sell his dog. Raju wants to buy it.

Raju: Is this dog faithful ?

Sanju: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry with us.

A man: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

2^nd man: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Museum Watchman: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Sharma ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Varma ji: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

Two lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first.

Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute

and say love never dies.

Teacher: How Old is your father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He become a father after I was born.

BOY : May I hold your hand ?

GIRL : No thanks, it is not heavy.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, but he has not come back yet!

Inspector: Why don`t you cook something else.

Orkut pe ladki pataayi,

Facebook pe baat chalaayi,

Twitter pe mother se milwayi,

Google pe shaadi karwayi.

Yahoo pe divorce hogaya,

Isi bahane computer course hogaya.

Auto Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?

Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar se khana le aana !

Santa and Preeto was in a Bus.

Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aamdi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.

Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.

Once A father was teaching the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION” to his child.

He says: ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS),
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

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Ab yeh Nachegi..

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