13Dec/09
Plz Call Me
Plz call me.
Main ne aap k baray me kuch suna he.
ok.
Bye.
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Ye joke he.
apnay doston ko forward karo or daikho k aap k ktnay dost msg pora nahi prhtay..
13Dec/09
Poltri Farm Malik
Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)
13Dec/09
75 Year Old
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
“ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA”
7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya “Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi,
“Farishtey” Atey Hain”
13Dec/09
Teacher – Soch Aur
Teacher: soch aur vehim mein kya frk hey?
Student: aap ki beti sexy he ye hamari soch hey,
Lekin woh hamary hath se bach jaye gi ye apka wehim hey.