Category — Naughty Sms Jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes:

Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.

Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi, train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar.

Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.
He was shocked!
Kyunki waha already hum maggy bana rhe the
Bahut ho gayi tarif rajnikanth ki.

Once Rajinikant bunked a whole day in school.
Since then that day is known as Sunday.

Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
SRI LANKA.

 Gujarati Sms :

Girlfriend – Hu Tane Kale Malva Nai Aavi Shaku.

Boyfriend – Ok Vandho Nai Hu Tari Gift Biji Koine Aapi Daish.

Girlfriend – Aem Nai, Hu Kale Nai Aavi Shaku Pan Aaje Aavu Chhu Atyare Kya Chhe Tu?

Zukeli nazar thi joyu tame amne,

tamari aa ada kem na game amne,

ek prashna thay mara man ma,

prem ma chho tame, ke vahem ma chhe ame.

Ek chhe akash ne dishao char chhe

dil aa maru tane malva bekarar chhe

tarij yaado ne tarij vaato

have to aa nayan ne bas taroj intezaar chhe.

Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana banigaya,

prem na aasu thi ame bhinjaigaya,

koine kadar kyan chhe amari,

ame to bas temni vaat jota sukaigaya.

Bhina varsad ni komal bund moklu chhu,

aankh to khol tane ujas moklu chhu,

pila padigayapratiksha na pandada,

antar thi tane khusbu bhari yad moklu chhu