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What’s The Similarity Between MOBILE

jokes — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:01:46 +0000

What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel “aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta”

A Beggar – ‘Oh Sundari

jokes — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:47:40 +0000

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

Husband Wife Ki Godh Mein Leta Hua

jokes — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:45:46 +0000

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

After A Quarrel, A Husband Said To His

jokes — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:58:50 +0000

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

A Man Said His Credit Card Was Stolen

jokes — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:51:49 +0000

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

The Honeymoon Is Over When The

jokes — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:47:12 +0000

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

A Man meets A Genie. The Genie Tells Him

jokes — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:45:07 +0000

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.”

A Husband Said To His Wife

jokes — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:43:00 +0000

A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”

My Wife Told Me I Should

jokes — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:27:02 +0000

My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends

Marriage Is An Institution In

jokes — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:25:36 +0000

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.