Category — Marriage Sms Jokes

What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel “aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta”

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”