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How wives call their husbands

jokes — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:58:49 +0000

How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE BAPU
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE

Things In

jokes — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:57:24 +0000

Things in
Boys room b4 marrge-
Perfums,
Luv lettrs,
Gifts,
F’shp bands,
Cards,
Snaps
Aftr marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan papers
Unpaid bills.
etc

Thappar Maarnay Par Naraz Wife

jokes — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:54:51 +0000

Thappar Maarnay par Naraz Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti.”

Wat Is D Diffrence Betwn Love

jokes — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:52:26 +0000

Wat is d diffrence betwn love & arrange marriage?
Ans:Hum khud jake khai me kud jaye to love
aur 200-300 log milke dhakka de to arrange..

Diff Betwn Gulfnd & Wife

jokes — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:50:58 +0000

Diff betwn gulfnd & wife
gf-beauty,wf-duty
gf-pension,wf-tension
gf-yummy,wf-vehmi
gf-cool,wf-fool
gf-tuttifruity,wf-kismat futi
gf-fresh cake,wf-earth quake

Kitna Bhi Chaho Na Bhol Paoge

jokes — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:15:49 +0000

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

A Wife Arrived Home After A Long Shopping

jokes — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 07:18:48 +0000

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you

Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil

jokes — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 06:54:58 +0000

Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya
Next Day Friends ne pocha
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi
ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha

Shohar – Main Tang Aagaya Hon, Tum Humesha

jokes — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 06:52:34 +0000

Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

Im Looking For Book, “How To Control

jokes — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:58:21 +0000

Im looking for book, “How to Control Your Wife.” salesman said:“Our fiction department is in the rear”