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Wedding Fun

A wedding is the ceremony where people are combined in marriage. Wedding customs and customs differ greatly between cultures, national groups, religions, countries, and social classes. Most wedding ceremonies involve an exchange of wedding vows by the couple, presentation of a gift like offering, ring, flowers, and money. Special wedding garments are often worn, and the ceremony is sometimes followed by a wedding reception. Music, poetry, prayers or readings from religious texts are also commonly included into the ceremony.

A wedding is a cheerful occasion in which two singles come together in holy marriage, to stay that way for as long as they live or can stand one another. Weddings lean to be a sober occasion and something has to be done to live in them up. Read on for a number of wedding related jokes to entertain. Feel free to share them with others or make them a part of your wedding toast. The mostly jokes are related to husband and wife as it is wedding marriage.

Some Best Wedding Jokes : 

A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The wife says, “Wow! That’s great! I’m so happy! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?”
He says, “I don’t care. Just get out!”

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One day Little Jonnie says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes…Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the colour of happiness,” her mother explained. “And today is the happiest day in her life.” The child thought about this for a moment. “So why is the groom wearing black?”

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A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, “I love you.”
The husband says, “Is that you or the wine talking?”
The wife replies, “It’s me, talking to the wine.”

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Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “RINGS”:
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endure-Ring

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A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”

“And what was he before you married him” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A multi-millionaire”.

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A little girl at a wedding asked, “Mommy, why do brides always wear white?” The mom replied, “Because they’re happy, dear.”

Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, “Mommy, if brides wear white because they’re happy, then why do men wear black?”

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I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing. 66 years!” I said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?”

“Well,” he replied, “It’s like this. The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.”

“Really” I responded. “Does that really work?”

“Oh, yes,” he said proudly. “66 years, and so far, not one big decision”
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Five-year-old Suzie told her mother the story of Snow White which she had heard in school. Prince Charming had kissed her back to life. Suzie concluded: “And do you know what happened then?”
“Yes,” said the mother, “they lived happily ever after.”
“No,” responded Suzie, with a frown, “…they got married.”

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!”

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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.” So the man said, “Okay, I would” Then the woman [Read more →]

October 6, 2013   No Comments


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How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE BAPU
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE

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