Random Jokes

• Sabse Jyada Sardar

  Question : Sabse jyada sardar kahan miltey hein Answer : jokes mein

• Gal To Banta - Kya Shaadi K Daad

  Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

• Once An Sardarni

  once an sardarni took place in a swimming competetion.the competetion was to swim in breast stroke style.sardarni have to compete with a white and a black girl.competetion started.white girl came 1st black girl became 2nd and atlast sardarni reaches the finish line.after some time she said that i am

• It Doesn't Matter How Often A Married

  It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

• The Equation Of Marriage

  The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

• TEACHER - Us Ne

  TEACHER: Us Ne KHUDKUSHI Kr Li Usey KHUDKUSHI Krni Parri Dono Mai Farak Batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parrha Likha Be-Rozgaar Tha Dosra SHADI-SHUDA Tha…

• Preeto 2 Maid - Oh Kanta

  Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I donrsquo;t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

• Answering Machine!

  Answering Machine! A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day. He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon.

• Full Of LOVE

  F . R . I . E . N . D. F : Full of LOVE! R : ROOT of JOY! I : ISLAND of GOD! E : END of SORROW! N : NAME of HOPE! D : DEAR its YOU . . . . .

• KOYAL KO AAWAJ

  KOYAL KO AAWAJ MUBARAK,AAWAJ KO SUR MUBARAK SUR KO SANGIT MUBARAK,OUR AAPKO HAMARI TARAF SAI GOOD MORNING MUBARAK

• Things In

  Things in Boys room b4 marrge- Perfums, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, Snaps Aftr marrge- Painkilers, Loan papers Unpaid bills. etc

• I'm So Lucky To Have A Friend

  I'm so lucky to have a friend like you. Happy Birthday!

• Sardar - I Havrsquo;Nt Slept All Nite

  Sardar: I havrsquo;nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didrsquo;nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

• A Strong N positive

  A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because Life is 10% how you make it and 90% how you take it. Good Morning!

• Mere Muh Te Kafan

  Mere Muh te kafan na pana, Mainu adat hai Muskuraan di Mianu mitti che na dabana, Mainu umeed hai kisi de aan di.