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Knock Knock Jokes

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The knock-knock joke is the best-known format of the joke and is a time-honored “call and answer” exercise. It is a role-play exercise with a punster and a phone of humor. “Knock knock” was the slogan of music hall artist Wee George Wood who was recorded in 1936 saying it in a radio plays but he simply used the words as a reference to his surname and did not use it as part of the well-known joke formula.

The format was well known in the UK and US in the 1950’s and early 1960’s before falling out of support. It then enjoyed a renewal after the jokes became a regular part. Knock Knock Jokes are fun to tell your friends and family members.  The standard format of Knock Knock jokes has five lines are as follows.

  1. Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Ida
    Ida who?
    Ida likes to teach the world to sing!
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  2. Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Pete
    Pete who?
    Pete-za delivery!
    *********************************************
  3. Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Mayonnaise
    Mayonnaise who?
    Mayonnaise a lot of people out here!
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  4. Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Police
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
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  5. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    No one’s home!
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  6. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Claire.
    Claire who?
    Claire the way, I’d like to come through!
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  7. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Goat.
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door and see!
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  8. Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Mary
    Mary who?
    Mary me and I’ll love you forever!
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  9. Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Will
    Will who?
    Will you open the door already?
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1 comment

1 vishnu sain { 05.13.16 at 3:59 am }

The joke is so funny. I liked it very much.

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