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Teacher: Maria please point toAmerica on the map.

Maria: This is it.

Teacher: Well done. Now class, who foundAmerica?

Class: Maria did.

 

Monu: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Sonu: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

 

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

 

Raju ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Raju: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Raju: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

 

Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.

Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?

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