Jokes In Hindi

Jokes In Hindi:

Teacher : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

Pappu : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Wife, kitchen se Boli : aji sunte ho, aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue.

Husband: tumne kaise jana

Wife : aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai.

Teacher : Why are you late, Ramu ?

Ramu : Because of the sign.

Teacher : What sign?

Ramu : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Wife: Suniye Ji aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. aap usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: Main kyon rokon? us ne mujhe roka tha kiya .

A tourist fromLondoncomes to visitIndiaand he sees a villager, He asks a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Villager: No sir, only small babies. 

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