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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

 

Titanic was sinking.

Boy: How much the earth is far from here?

Girl: 1 kilo meter.

Boy jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”

girl: Downwards.

 

Sanju has to sell his dog. Raju wants to buy it.

Raju: Is this dog faithful ?

Sanju: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

 

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry with us.

 

A man: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

2nd man: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

 

Museum Watchman: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

 

Sharma ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Varma ji: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

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