I Get Enough

Random Jokes

• In The Sweetness

  In The Sweetness Of Friendship Let There Be Laughter And Sharing Pleasures …

• Teacher Told All Students In A Class

  teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!

• We Tell Each Other Our

  We tell each other our problems, we make each other smile. I worry if you haven't e-mailed, or sent a message in a while

• I Have Liked Many But Loved

  I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

• It's Nice To Be Married

  It's nice to be married. To be able to relax, sit and the couch with a glass of beer in your hand and all night...watch your wife's favourite programmes.

• Three Women Were Sitting Around Throwing

  Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Th

• A Guide Was

  A guide was showing an old lady round a zoo. "Here we have a native of Australia," he said, taking her to the kangaroo's cage. "Goodness," the old lady replied in shock. "My grand-daughter's married one of those!"

• Teacher - Aapko Shahrukh

  Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila? Student: Ummeed Mat Haaro Shadi shuda Larki bhi Phans Sakti Hai

• The Definition Of A Perfect Wife

  The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

• Sardarji Is Trying

  Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks ""kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"" Sardarji replies ""Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun""

• There Are Only 5 Things We Need

  There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.

• Kash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Sajaa

  Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi sajaa mile,tujhe aayi ho badi jor se susu, aurkahin karne ki jagah na mile

• Aai Aai Diwali

  Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali

• There Was This

  There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. "I'm going to have to run a few more tests", the doctor said "I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample". After she

• Apun wishing You

  Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..