Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
A guide was showing an old lady round a zoo.
"Here we have a native of Australia," he said, taking her to the kangaroo's cage.
"Goodness," the old lady replied in shock. "My grand-daughter's married one of those!"
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with
him. Somebody stops him and asks ""kyon bhai ye sab
kyon leke baithe ho?"" Sardarji replies ""Saali train
late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun""
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
"I'm going to have to run a few more tests", the doctor said "I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample".