Category — Husband Wife Jokes

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• Ap Na Hotay To

  Ap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay Apni zindagi say ruswaho gaye hotay Ye tu ap ko GOOD MOIRNING kehnay k liye uthay hain Warna hum tu abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

• Esha - An Apple

  Esha: An apple comes under fruit, a cauliflower comes under vegetables, so what does an egg come under? Hema: A hen, what else?

• As The Sky Breaks

  As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

• When Adam Stayed Out Very Late For

  When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. EVE: "You're running around with other women." ADAM: "You're being unreasonable. You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. A

• There Once Was A Husband And Wife

  There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who wo..

• What Is The Thinnest

  What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

• Youth Is When

  Youth is when you"re allowed to stay up late on New Year"s Eve. Middle age is when you"re forced to.

• Ek Aap Ho Kii Sharmate

  Ek aap ho kii sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho. Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein, Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

• One Man Came

  One man came to the Doctor and said "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee" and the doctor replied "Well buzz off then!"

• One Day A Sardar Visited

  one day a sardar visited his muslim friend after a long time.while giving introduction of his children he said meet them this is my kid and thn he pointed to his daughter and said and tis is my KIDNEY

• Jeeto - Doctor Ne

  Jeeto-Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aram aur kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jaynge? Santa-Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke pass!!

• Santa Goes To Buy A

  Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

• Art Of Living

  Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if gone,dont like them. if liked,then plz.. dont leave them. Good Night, sweet dreams…

• Hope The New

  Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution.

• Aik Bar Aik Sardar Ji

  aik bar aik sardar ji hotel main jatay hain aur waiter say kahtay hain on plate of feet and head(mean siri payay)phir wo kha kar kahtay hain one dish and.jab waiter doosri plate lata hai to kha kar kahtay hain the taste has come