15Feb/10
Wife – Why Are You Home So
Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
15Feb/10
Wife – A Great Disaster Was Averted
Wife: A great disaster was averted today.
When my mother was passing from below the clock, it fell.
If she’d been late by a few seconds, the bloody thing would have fallen on her.
Husband: “I know this useless clock is always slow!!”
13Feb/10
Wife -I Will Die
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement
12Feb/10
A Good Wife Always Forgives Her
A good wife always forgives her HUSBAND wen she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!