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• Why Do We All Marry

  Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

• You Put The

  You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.

• Frndship Shud Hv

  Frndship Shud Hv Determination Like A Mirror Wich Never Looses Its Ability 2reflect Evn If Its Broken In2 Thousand Pieces

• LARKA NAJOOMI SE

  LARKA NAJOOMI SE: Meri shaadi kyun nahi horahi? NAJOMI: ye to khushi ki baat hai larka: wo kaise najumi: Qudrat ne teri qismat mei dukh nahi likhey.

• Before You Criticize Someone

  Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

• In Love

  In Love Rarely do we WIN But when LOVE is TRUE Even If We LOOSE We still Will WIN Just for having The privilege of LOVING SOMEONE, More than urself

• New Day

  New Day New Morning New Hopes New Plans New Efforts New Feelings I pray to God to give you Happiness and Success. Good Morning.

• A Genuine Reason For

  A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

• Teacher - What Is

  Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Student: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Krte Hain Or Mobile Pr Anguthay Se..

• Pucho Na Us Kagaj Se,Jis Pe Hum

  Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai, Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi, jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai

• A Married Couples Is Driving Down

  A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His w..

• A Married Couple, Both 60 Years Old

  A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. N

• Hey U R 1

  Hey, u r 1 year older now, 1 year smarter now, 1 year bigger now, and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes. “HAPPY BIRTH DAY”

• After Marriage, Husband And Wife Become

  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

• When A Man Steals Your Wife There

  When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry