How wives call their husbands

Random Jokes

• Message - Some Text

  Message:*some text missing* Sender:Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent:Date missing *Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

• Phoolon Ki Tarah Phoolo

  Phoolon ki tarah phoolo tum, Baharo ki tarah zulo tum, Bus ye khwaish hai humko na bhulo tum.

• Best Of Wishes

  Best of Wishes To Nicest of Persons, Finest of Prayers To Fairest of Souls, Warmest of Greetings To Sweetest of Hearts GOOD MORNING Have a Blessed Day...

• Merry Christmas

  Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don"t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

• Sachi Dosti Bezuban

  Sachi dosti bezuban hoti hai Yeh aankhon se bayan hoti hai Dosti mai dard mile tu kia hua Dard k lia 2 goli PONSTAN hoti hai.

• I Am Sorry I Missed Your

  I am sorry I missed your birthday, you have had so many I lost track.

• Since Ur Eyes

  Since ur eyes are lookin tired let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey in to d world of drmz. g'nite

• Teacher - Agar Chor

  Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.

• Where Do Frogs

  Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? A: In the croakroom.

• Here Are

  Here Are 1000 Smiles For U,Take One Now.Put The Other 999 Under Your Pillow And Whenever U Need One,Feel Free To Take One, Just Remember It's FROM ME....gd nite

• Pappu Was Writing His Father's

  Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

• While Walking In The Highlands

  While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here

• That Evening They Were Out For A Special

  That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I

• If You Are In Trouble

  If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm ur friend!

• Khusre Ko

  khusre ko piche se kesi ne ungli ki aur chup gaya! piche eik 65 sala baba tha. khusra baba g mis call ap ne ki? baba dhoti utha k bola mera tu balance he khatam hai