Hindi Sms Shayari

Random Jokes

• Distances Never Separate

  Distances never separate any relation Distances never separate any relation, time never builds any relation. If feelings r true from heart, then friends r always friends forever!

• People May Be

  People may be unkind, just be kind. They may cheat you, just be honest. They may forget your good deeds, just do good. In the end, it's between you and God, not you and them. Good evening!

• A Man Takes His Wife To The Stock Show

  A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

• Good EVENING

  # good # *EVENING * ,.+""-.,*,.-""+., a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds like"u.wats up miss u so much

• 3 Sardar After Exam

  3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

• In Class Room

  In class room one boy was praying GOD GOD Teacher: why are you praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that b4 sleeping u must pray GOD GOD.:-)

• I Am Sorry

  I am Sorry Ek Buri Khabar Hai Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz... Main Kuch Dino K Baad Tumhy Hamesha K Liye Chor Kr Chala Jaonga Tumhara Apna Year 2006 But Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr Ja Raha Hon Year 2007 So Njoy With It !

• A Man Speaks

  A man speaks frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!' 'Is this her first child?' the doctor asks 'No, you idiot!' the man shouts, 'this is her husband'

• TIME Alone Can

  TIME alone can prove the worth of frienship.. as time goes by,v loose the false ones, n keep the best...... just a sweet hello 2 one of the best.... gud morning !!!!!

• Three Elderly Men

  Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply. The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, y

• Met You, Became

  Met You, Became Friends, Shared Secrets, Freaked Out, Had fun, Fought With You, Laughed With You, Smiled With You, Cried With U, Hurt You, Teased You, And Here I Am, Still Thinking Of U… Long Journey Huh!! And We Shall Never Let It End, Rite? Just Wanted U To Know That My Friend U Are VALUED…

• Pakistan Senator Is

  Pakistan senator is paying 0.5million rupees for the man who throw the shoes on BUSH. And now boli lag raha hai os jote par. Send your friends and see how much will they buy that shoe!

• Teacher - You Must

  Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”, we donot use “is’” with “I” Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”

• Happy Birthday

  Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!! enjoy ur day …….

• 1 Day My Brain Asked

  1 day my brain asked me"why r u sending msgs 2 tht person who is not msgn u?"but my little heart said 2 brain"u need msg i need friend."