Hindi Jokes Sms:
Ragging ke waqt ladko ne
ek ladki se puchha,
Ek sawal ka jawab do –Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki –Bihar me .
Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai .
Sardar: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai,
Girlfriend ya Wife???
Pappu: WIFE. bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye.
Raju: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kahan jayenge?
Sanju: kisi dusre doctor ke pas.
Samundar ki gili ret par ek boy apni girlfriend ke sath baitha tha…
Boy: tum bolti kyu Nhi?
Ladki ne muskurate hue ret par likha – Muh me Gutkha hai..
Husband: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.…
Wife: Fir?
Husband:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Wife: Lekin wo kaun tha?Husband: Mera BETA.