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Hindi Jokes Sms

Hindi Jokes Sms:

 

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne

ek ladki se puchha,

Ek sawal ka jawab do –Patna kahan hai ?

Ladki –Bihar me .

Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai .

 

Sardar: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai,

Girlfriend ya Wife???

Pappu: WIFE. bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye.

 

Raju: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kahan jayenge?

Sanju: kisi dusre doctor ke pas.

 

Samundar ki gili ret par ek boy apni girlfriend ke sath baitha tha…

Boy: tum bolti kyu Nhi?

Ladki ne muskurate hue ret par likha – Muh me Gutkha hai..

 

Husband: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.…

Wife: Fir?

Husband:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.

Wife: Lekin wo kaun tha?Husband: Mera BETA.

Hindi Jokes In Hindi

Hindi Jokes In Hindi:

 

Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pee raha tha….

Banta: Yaar, bidi se dhua kyun nahi nikal raha?

Santa: Are bewkuf, dhua kaise niklega, ye CNG bidi hai.

 

Musharraf: When I was born, the military fired 51 canons.

Sonu: Allas ! all missed the target.

 

Sonu: Yaar mene ek baat notice ki hai,

Monu: kya?

Sonu: mene hamesha note kiya hai ki jab railway bhi fatak band hota hai to train jarur aati hai.

 

 

Santa jheb mein ek patther laker ghum raha tha..

banta: Tumne apni jheb mein patther kyun rakha hua hai?

Santa: kyunki jiski jheb bhari hoti hai usi ki chalti hai.

 

Bhikhari: Sahab ek rupaiya de do.

Sahab: Kal anna.

Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai.

 

Customer : I want this letter to get in toDelhi by tonight, If I post it tonight, will it possible even after 10 days?

Post Master : Yes sir, it surely will.

Customer : I bet you, it will never.

Post Master : But why?

Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.