Here some best Hindi Jokes Messages available for your Mobile Phones:

Hindi Jokes

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi kisi ladki ke sath unka chakkar toh nahi hai? ?
Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

Bivi apne sharabi pati ko sudharne ke liye black kapde pahen kar ghar ke bahar khadi hui.
Pati: Tum Kon
Bivi: Chudail
Pati: Haath mila, Mai teri behen ka pati.

Bhikari: ae bhai 1 rs. dede, 3 din se bhookha hu.
Aadmi: 3 din se bhookha hai to1 rs. ka kya karega?
Bhikari: wajan tolunga kitna ghat gaya hai!

Customer: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ke flag dikhane ke bad…..
Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao.

Sms Hindi Jokes:

GOLU: Tum bheekh kyon mangte ho kuchh kaam kyon nahi karte?
Bhikhari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey se fursat mille.

Ek aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ek Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.
Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bahut thi thodi der kabar ke bahar aaya hu.

Ek Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.
Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi?

Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.
Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.