Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi !!!
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan ke kyon aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai !
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai !
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.
Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?
Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me, baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME” !
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