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Funny Jokes in Gujarati

Very Funny Gujarati Jokes SMS, Text Messages for Friends can be seen here. Latest and New Collection of Gujarati Shayari, Jokes SMS can be forwarded to your relatives ones. Gujarati Funny Jokes is totally humors Comedy and liked by thousands of people all over. These jokes are in Gujarati language and are very funny.

Very Funny Jokes in Gujarati:

Police: Gadi Gas Upar 6?
Bapu: Na
Police: Petrol?
Bapu: Na
Police: Diesel?
Bapu: Na
Police: To kena upar 6 ?
Bapu: Hapta upar 6.

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Bapu Ni Deli Pase Bhikhari Jamva Betho

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Bapu: Su Kars?
Bhikhari: Khau 6u
Bapu: Kori Rotli? Ghi Chopdi Dau?
Bhikhari: Na Kale Shak Garm Karva Didhu E Haji Nathi Aavyu.

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Hu Tamne Roj SMS Kem Moklu 6u?

Masti Mate?
na
Time Pass Mate?
Na

Hu SMS Mara Desh Mate Moklu 6u
Kem Ke
“PADEGA INDIA Tabhi to Badega India”

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Bapu Office Ma Koi 6okari Sathe Vato Karta Hata.
Manager Te Joi Gayo.
Manager (Gussa Ma): Bapu Hu Tamne Vato Karva No Pagar Nathi Aapto.
Bapu:  Sir Aato Hu Mafat Ma Karu 6u.

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Marvadi Ni Patni: Mane Lage Che Aapni Chokri Ne Koini Sathe Afer Chale.

Pati: Tane Evu Kem Lagyu?

Patni: E AajKal Apni Pase Thi Pocket Money Nathi Magti.

Pati: He Bhagvan Ano Matlab Chokro Marvadi Che.

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Ek Var Ek Bhikhari  Mallika Sheravat Ne Bahen Kahyu.

Mallika Sheravat Tarat J 1000 Ni Note Api Didhi….

Aa Joine Secretory Puchyu Tame 10 Na Badle 1000 Ni Note Kem Api Didhi..

Mallika: Aje Mane Pheli Var Koie Bahen Kahu.

August 13, 2013   No Comments


Gujarati Jokes

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Gujarati Jokes

Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.
Funny Gujarati ne ek tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?

Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis,
Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avis
Yaad karjo bus sacha mann thi
Amaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis.

Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi..

A Hindi boy asks his Gujarati room mate: Ye kaisi machis laaye ho.
Ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.
Gujararti: Su vaat karo chho, Baddhi check karine layo chhu.

August 28, 2011   No Comments

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