Random Jokes

• Telling A Lie Is A Fault For

  Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man

• The Secret Of A Happy Marriage

  The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

• How Do You

  How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

• Doctor's Prescription 4

  Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

• Listen To Him - You May Have A Dozen

  Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

• Santa Yaar Mein Apni Girlfriend

  Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

• I Always Lose

  I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i’m falling in love with you..

• Married Life Has Many Ups And

  Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

• Apne Dil Da

  Apne Dil da dard chhupaande aaye haan, Fer vi RAJNI tainu hasaande aaye haan, Tere Chehre utte disse udaasi kyon, RAJNI tere layi ta Rabb nu vi rusaande aaye han!!

• A Politician Once

  A politician once goes to see his familty doctor & tells : Doctor, Please explain me my Medical Test Report in my language. I can't understand your medical terminologies. Doctor Replied : Listen Carefully, As per your Test Report, Your Blood Pressure is rising up day by day like your Scams, You

• Love Sms

  Love Sms:   Sometimes the world gives so many reason to hate it.. But whenever it happens I Just Stop and think about you and say how can I hate this world when you are a part of it.   Love is Docomo, do the New. Mariage is idea, can changeUr life Wife is Hutch, wh

• Bade Arman Se

  Bade arman se banwaya he, Roshni se sajwaya he, Bahut dur se mangwaya he, Khidki kholke dekh Tuze GOOD NIGHT kahne chand ko bhijwaya he.

• Love Shayari

  Love Shayari:   Tere shahar me mera janaja teri gali se gujar raha ho… Mere janaje ka har ek phool teri gali me bikhar rha ho… Ya is se pahle meri mohabbat jara sa tu aitbar kar de… Khada hu tere hi ghar ke niche jara sa mujhko bhi pyar kar de.   Jab se ek lamha te

• Ths Msg Has

  Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Smile N Happy Birthday

• You Put The

  You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.