Random Jokes

• Have U Ever

  Have u Ever Thought While Sleeping If The Fan Breaks & Falls On Ur Head Or Lizard Climbs Up Ur Bed & Start Walking On Ur Neck Or A Green Snake Goes Into Ur Nose Or A Cockroach Goses Through Ur Mouth & Comes Out Through Ur Ears Any How Sleep Peacefully Good Nite

• Why Do Couples Hold Hands During

  Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day It is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

• A Baseball Manager

  A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a check-up. 'Remember,' the doctor said, 'Dont get excited, dont get mad and forget about baseball when youre off the field.' Then he added, 'By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and tw

• Wakeup & Wink

  Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day... G@@d M(:)rning....

• 1 Day You'll Ask Me What's More

  1 day you'll ask me what's more Important 2 me, U or MY LIFE: I'll say MY LIFE & you'll walk away not even knowing that FRIENDS like you are my LIFE.

• One American Really

  One American really wanted to visit India. He was traveling for India by air india flight. He was sitting with a sardar. Suddenly, sardar farted so American was like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Sardar respond, this is what you call AIR INDIA. HA ha ha

• TEACHER - George Washington

  TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, But also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him? STUDENT : Because he still had the axe in his hand.

• I Wish In 2oo6

  I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You... 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

• Sms Jokes

  some Jokes Sms available for your Mobile Phones: Sms Jokes Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum, Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yaar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum. Hum pagal aapke pichhe aap pagal kisi or ke pichhe koi or pagal hamare pichhe Saare pagal

• Friendship Is The

  Friendship Is The Rainbow B/W Two Hearts To Sharing Of 7 Colours . . . 1 -> Thoughts 2 -> Sadness 3 -> Happiness 4 -> Truth 5 -> Faith 6 -> Secrets 7 -> Love .

• One Tree Can Start A Forest

  One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

• A Smile Is

  A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away. Hope u share lots and receive lots for days to come Happy Birthday !

• Aapko Bhool Jau Umar

  Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai, Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai, Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad, Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai…

• Teacher - 'Can Anyone

  Teacher:'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

• One More Year Of Existence

  One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!