Have u Ever Thought
If The Fan Breaks & Falls On Ur Head
Or Lizard Climbs Up Ur Bed & Start Walking On Ur Neck
A Green Snake Goes Into Ur Nose
A Cockroach Goses Through Ur Mouth & Comes Out Through Ur Ears
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a check-up. 'Remember,' the doctor said, 'Dont get excited, dont get mad and forget about baseball when youre off the field.' Then he added, 'By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and tw
One American really wanted to visit India. He was traveling for India by air india flight. He was sitting with a sardar. Suddenly, sardar farted so American was like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Sardar respond, this is what you call AIR INDIA. HA ha ha
TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
But also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
STUDENT : Because he still had the axe in his hand.
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
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Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yaar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum.
Hum pagal aapke pichhe
aap pagal kisi or ke pichhe
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