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Funny Sms Jokes in Hindi

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Funny Sms Jokes in Hindi:

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kya kha kar aaya tha
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the
Sardar naukar KO bola ped KO pani dal.
Naukar bola sahib barish aah raha hai
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal Na!

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Har Taraf Padhai ka saya hai…
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Har paper me zero aaya hai…
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Hum to yuhi chale jate h bina muh
dhoye exam dene, aur log kehte hai
“saala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai”

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Jis gali me chaho apni nazar jhuka lo,
isse na sirf aapki izzat badhegi,
balki
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Gire hue paise Milne ke bhi chance badh jayenge aur fir MSG karne ka to intezaam ho jayega.

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Jeens pahan ke jab main …..jab main taiyaar hota……….!
Utha ke mobile bike pe sawar hota…………!
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hokar……….!
or kahte




kaash ye meri beti ka bhi yaar hota………….. :~)

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