Random Jokes

• A Word To

  A word to say, a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near R relation is strong..hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

• Can U Do Something

  can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)

• Ek Ladki Nurse

  Ek Ladki Nurse Se: “Meri Choot Fat Gayi Hai Mujhe Taanke Lagwane Hain.” Nurse: “Size Kitna Rakhna Hai?” Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Apni Ke Jitna Rakh Do.” Nurse: “Fir Toh Aur Jyada Faadni Padegi….“

• Love Is The

  Love is the enhanceted down in every heart . Be my Valentine

• Ek Dafa Ek Sardar Jee

  ek dafa ek sardar jee apni bahan ke sath ja rahe the pecha se kassi ne awaz di sardar jee mashok de nal ja re ho. sardarjee ne jawab dia mashok hoe gi tere meri te bahan wa

• Judai Aapki Rulate

  Judai aapki rulate rahengi, Yaad aapki aate rahengi, Pal pal jaan jati rahengi, Jab tak jism mein hai jaan, Meri har saans pyar nibhati rahengi.

• Kitna Bhi Chaho

  Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

• Teacher - Aapko Shahrukh

  Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila? Student: Ummeed Mat Haaro Shadi shuda Larki bhi Phans Sakti Hai

• We Meet Today

  We meet today To thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for the opening one.

• Beautiful Thoughts In

  beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes so enjoy this beautiful night in beautiful dreams good night

• STUDENT - Daddy, Have

  STUDENT : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? STUDENT: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

• The Husband Got

  The husband got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he'd been putting off for weeks. He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get for

• Pass Hote Lab

  Pass hote lab chom k jagate tum ko Rakh k dil pe hath dharknay sunatey tum ko Or jo tum sakun ki arzu karte Rakhtay sir seenay pe or sulatay tum ko. God Ni8

• Teacher - There Is

  Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? Student:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? Student:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

• Last Week The

  Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.?