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Funny Jokes in English:

Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai
Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..?
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Boy: Tere Baap Ne 30 ya 40 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai to Ghar Me 500 Rs. Ka Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga….
Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai ‘ Chudail ‘ Kahi Ki….

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Sir: Akbar kaun tha??
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Pappu: Pata nahin.
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SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do…
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Pappu: Sir, Love, Pankaj, Avinash kaun hai ??
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SIR: Pata nahi…
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Pappu: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye…
Teacher Shocked… Pappu Rocked…

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Girls’ ki Shopping
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Inhe kharidna kuch nahi hota bass…
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ye dekho,
wo dekho,
ye kya hai,
vo kya hai,
ye kitne ka hai,
wow wo kitne ka hai;
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5 hours ghumkar dupatta peeko karva kar, golgappe khaaker chali aati hain . . . Aur Facebook pe status dalti hain. “Shopping at mall, Enjoying a lot”.

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Boy dialed his own numbr from his Girlfriend s cell to see his name saved in list like love or
jaan. He was shocked to see . . .
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Recharge Wale Bhaiya…

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Newly married husband saved wife’s number on mobile as

“MY LIFE”

After 1 year :”MY WIFE”

5 years :”HOME”

10 Years :”HITLER”

25 Years: “WRONG NUMBER”!

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Police Officer: I arrest people, but, when I go home, I’m under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, but, when I go home, I get lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I’m the Boss, but, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

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Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got.

She: i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I am in India and he lives in UK

We met on marriage website Became friends on facebook
Had long chats on Whatsapp
Proposed each other on Skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need Ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
send them through gmail
and if u r fed up with Ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

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