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Funny Hindi Sms

Funny Hindi Sms:

 

Boy: Xcuse Me

Girl: Jee Kahiye

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

 

Aadmi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Husband: Google.

Aadmi: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Husband: Sawaal ek karo, jawab 100 milte hain.

 

Patni(Pati Se) – Meri to koi santan nahi hai isliye

sochti hun ki apani sari  jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan

kar dun.

Ye sunkar pati uthakar jane laga.

Patni – Tum  kahan ja rahe ho?

Pati(Gambirta Se) – Sadhu banana.

 

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,

Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari…..

Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.

 

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabhi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Raju: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

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