Random header image... Refresh for more!

Funny Hindi Sms

Here some top Funny Hindi Sms Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Funny Hindi Sms

Life me hamesha haste raho, Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho, Gungunate raho, Khush raho,
Taki tumhe dekh log samajen k tum..
Unmarried ho.

Agar koi hame acccha
lagte hai to, achha wo nahi
acche hum hai…
&
Agar hume koi bura lagta hai to
jaan lo ki, bura wohi hai kyo ki
hum to achhe hi hai na.

Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Suicide karne ke liye
Santa: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Laloo’s Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?
Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.

Tags: , , , , , , ,


SUBSCRIBE TO GET LATEST EMAIL UPDATES : So if you liked this joke please Enter your Email Address To Get some more Hindi Jokes: or read via RSS

7 comments

1 pooja { 10.31.11 at 9:18 am }

Agar koi hame acccha
lagte hai to, achha wo nahi
acche hum hai…
&
Agar hume koi bura lagta hai to
jaan lo ki, bura wohi hai kyo ki
hum to achhe hi hai na.

2 rakesh kharbare { 11.24.11 at 7:05 am }

Life me hamesha haste raho, Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho, Gungunate raho, Khush raho,
Taki tumhe dekh log samajen k tum..
Unmarried ho.

3 vidhya { 02.06.12 at 10:37 am }

kanjus ki jindgi kya jina kabhi hamari taraha bhi jiya karo,
roj roj mere sms padkar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo……

4 naman bandi { 04.23.12 at 5:46 am }

sardar in hotel- me yaha nahi rahunga. mere paise wapas karo. itna chhota room? mujhe janvar samjha h kya?
.
.
.
.
waiter- are mere baap, uper chal ye lift he……..!

5 naman bandi { 04.23.12 at 5:50 am }

very nice thought
.
.
.
apj abdul kalam- i am naot handsome but,
.
.
.
i can give my hand to someone who needs help.

6 deepak chandra yadav bly clg bly { 05.30.12 at 2:00 am }

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
only exam days… Dpk chandra ydv on facebook..

7 Ashif alam { 06.16.12 at 4:43 pm }

aise hi hamesha likhte raha kro

Leave a Comment

Home Page | Submit A Joke | Contact Us | Sitemap | Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Subscribe | Email Us At: contact{@}hindijokes.in
This site has a collection of Jokes. These jokes are just for fun, We are sorry if we hurt sentiments of any person, Just Chill !