Category — Funny Hindi Jokes

Short Hindi Sms:

Maths teacher to santa: if you had 1000Rs

in your pocket and 1000Rs in the other pocket ,

what would you think ?

Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.?

Jab aati hai yaad tumhari,

Tab main Gungunatha hoon.

Kahin aansu na aa jaaye,

Isliye muskuraata hoon…

Judge: Why did you beat your husband’s head with a chair?

Wife: Because the table was too heavy for me to lift.

Beggar to a lady: You look like an angel. Kindly give some alms to this blind beggar.

Wife to his husband: Look how he is trying to cheat telling he is blind.

Husband: He sure should be blind.

Wife: How do you say?

Husband: He told that you look like an angel.

Boy: Mammy, why do women wear white dress during the marriage?

Mammy: Because its the happiest and best day in their life.

Boy: Then why do men wear black dress?

Wife: I have a happy news for you. Soon we will be three of us in the house instead of two.

Husband: Wow!

Wife: Yes, my mother is coming to stay with us.

Once a Sardar talking on cell.

Second Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.

First Sardar : Biwi se…

Second Sardar  : Itne Pyaar se, Bhai kya bat hian !

First Sardar : Tumhari hai !

Bhool to jaata tumhe, magar bhulaaya nahin hai..
Hamne waadon se apna, daaman chuddaaya nahin hai..
Juda to ho gaye hum magar, milne ki tamanna baki hai.
Iseliye to kisi aur se, maine Dil lagaaya nahin hai.

Once a Diagram in book was not clear..So, madam of School drew diagram on blackboard and announced.

“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure !”