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Jokes

jokes — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 08:38:31 +0000

Jokes:

Teacher: Maria please point toAmerica on the map.

Maria: This is it.

Teacher: Well done. Now class, who foundAmerica?

Class: Maria did.

Monu: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Sonu: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

Raju ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Raju: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Raju: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.

Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?

Funny Hindi Sms

jokes — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 08:34:06 +0000

Funny Hindi Sms:

Boy: Xcuse Me

Girl: Jee Kahiye

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

Aadmi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Husband: Google.

Aadmi: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Husband: Sawaal ek karo, jawab 100 milte hain.

Patni(Pati Se) – Meri to koi santan nahi hai isliye

sochti hun ki apani sari jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan

kar dun.

Ye sunkar pati uthakar jane laga.

Patni – Tum kahan ja rahe ho?

Pati(Gambirta Se) – Sadhu banana.

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,

Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari…..

Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabhi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Raju: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

Short Hindi Sms

jokes — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 08:00:36 +0000

Short Hindi Sms:

Maths teacher to santa: if you had 1000Rs

in your pocket and 1000Rs in the other pocket ,

what would you think ?

Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.?

Jab aati hai yaad tumhari,

Tab main Gungunatha hoon.

Kahin aansu na aa jaaye,

Isliye muskuraata hoon…

Judge: Why did you beat your husband’s head with a chair?

Wife: Because the table was too heavy for me to lift.

Beggar to a lady: You look like an angel. Kindly give some alms to this blind beggar.

Wife to his husband: Look how he is trying to cheat telling he is blind.

Husband: He sure should be blind.

Wife: How do you say?

Husband: He told that you look like an angel.

Boy: Mammy, why do women wear white dress during the marriage?

Mammy: Because its the happiest and best day in their life.

Boy: Then why do men wear black dress?

Wife: I have a happy news for you. Soon we will be three of us in the house instead of two.

Husband: Wow!

Wife: Yes, my mother is coming to stay with us.

Funny Hindi Jokes Shayari

jokes — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 06:15:51 +0000

Once a Sardar talking on cell.

Second Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.

First Sardar : Biwi se…

Second Sardar : Itne Pyaar se, Bhai kya bat hian !

First Sardar : Tumhari hai !

Bhool to jaata tumhe, magar bhulaaya nahin hai..
Hamne waadon se apna, daaman chuddaaya nahin hai..
Juda to ho gaye hum magar, milne ki tamanna baki hai.
Iseliye to kisi aur se, maine Dil lagaaya nahin hai.

Once a Diagram in book was not clear..So, madam of School drew diagram on blackboard and announced.

“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure !”

Free Hindi Sms Jokes

jokes — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 06:12:45 +0000

Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai !

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Teacher : Agar irada pakka ho to “JO” hasil karna chaho wo zarur milta hai.

Student : Rehne do miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri, Miss nahi, “Misses” hoti !

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Agar Koi pyari si Girl Valentines Day per Apko “I LOVE You” Bole To teen Baten Ho Sakti Hain !

1.Uski Ankhen hi Khrab Han !

2. Ya uska dimag khrab hain !

3. Ya Phir Wo khud khrab hai !!

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One Fine Afternoon

jokes — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:34:21 +0000

One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”

Knock, Knock Who’s

jokes — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:22:22 +0000

Knock, knock who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you a little to young for this site?

What Is The

jokes — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:14:28 +0000

What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

What’s Funnier Than

jokes — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:07:44 +0000

What’s funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby in a clown suit.

How Can You

jokes — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:58:28 +0000

Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
A: He’s the one with the sesame seed buns!