Category — Funny Hindi Jokes

Jokes:

Teacher: Maria please point toAmerica on the map.

Maria: This is it.

Teacher: Well done. Now class, who foundAmerica?

Class: Maria did.

Monu: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Sonu: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

Raju ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Raju: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Raju: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.

Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?

Funny Hindi Sms:

Boy: Xcuse Me

Girl: Jee Kahiye

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

Aadmi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Husband: Google.

Aadmi: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Husband: Sawaal ek karo, jawab 100 milte hain.

Patni(Pati Se) – Meri to koi santan nahi hai isliye

sochti hun ki apani sari  jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan

kar dun.

Ye sunkar pati uthakar jane laga.

Patni – Tum  kahan ja rahe ho?

Pati(Gambirta Se) – Sadhu banana.

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,

Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari…..

Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabhi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Raju: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?