Category — Funny Hindi Jokes
Jokes
Jokes:
Teacher: Maria please point toAmerica on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who foundAmerica?
Class: Maria did.
Monu: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Sonu: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.
Raju ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Raju: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Raju: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.
Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?
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Funny Hindi Sms
Funny Hindi Sms:
Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.
Aadmi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google.
Aadmi: Ye kaisa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal ek karo, jawab 100 milte hain.
Patni(Pati Se) – Meri to koi santan nahi hai isliye
sochti hun ki apani sari jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan
kar dun.
Ye sunkar pati uthakar jane laga.
Patni – Tum kahan ja rahe ho?
Pati(Gambirta Se) – Sadhu banana.
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari…..
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.
Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabhi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Raju: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?
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