Jokes:
Teacher: Maria please point toAmerica on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who foundAmerica?
Class: Maria did.
Monu: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Sonu: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.
Raju ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Raju: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Raju: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.
Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?