FRIENDSHIP IS TWICE

Random Jokes

• I Think About You Always

  I think about you always, and the way you make me smile. like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies. When you hold me in your arms n when my lips connect with yours, its a feelin that i cant explain because i never felt like that before.

• Assalam-o-Alikum

  Assalam-o-Alikum Pyari-si sweet nindiya k baad, Raat k kuch sapno k baad, Subha ki kuch nai umidon k sath, Duniya me kuch APNON k sath, APKO acha sa G(',')(',')D M(',')RNING

• Aunty, Mummy Ne Chini

  Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay? Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

• Married Life Is Full Of Excitement

  Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

• Asi Mobile On

  Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita, Tere laryaan da etbaar kita, Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa, Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

• Santa - Agar Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya

  Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

• I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying

  I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward

• Although That Special Someone

  Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.

• There Was This Lover Who Said That

  There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

• There Was This Man Who Muttered

  There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

• Aap DIL Mango

  Aap DIL mango, de denge! DHADKAN mango, de denge! JIGAR mango, de denge! JAAN tak mango, to de sakte hain kyounki charo film ki VCD ghar par pari hai

• 24hrs Make

  24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.

• Little Boy - My

  Little boy: My daddy's a Branch Manager. Old lady: Really? What kind of firm does he manage? Little boy: None. He looks after trees!

• Dil Ka Dard Ko Zuba Per Laate

  Dil ka dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

• Wen Things Go

  Wen things go wrong... Wen sadness fills ur heart... wen tears flow in ur eyes... always remember 3 things 1) I'm with u... 2) Still with u... 3) Will ALWAYS b...