Hindi Jokes

You Were Crying When U Were Born

Joker — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:02:44 +0000

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday

Some People Ask The Secret Of Anthony’s

Joker — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:45:28 +0000

Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.

Hubby – You Always Carry My Photo In

Joker — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:43:13 +0000

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

A Fellow Was Very Much In Love With

Joker — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:41:16 +0000

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

A Young Couple Drove Several Miles

Joker — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:38:41 +0000

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?""Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

At A Local Coffee Bar, A Young Woman

Joker — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:36:16 +0000

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

A Person Receives A Telegram Informing

Joker — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:34:17 +0000

A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

During The Wedding Ceremony

Joker — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:32:05 +0000

During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace..." have this four-to-six year old boy running up the aisle yelling, "Daddy, daddy." I understand from a friend who played this joke on a relative that it took almost an hour to get the wedding started again.

In October 1993, In Iran, Where Celebratory

Joker — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:29:19 +0000

In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them.I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice--it seems much less dangerous.

At My Cousin’s Wedding

Joker — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:27:24 +0000

At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be funny to flick his cigarette at her back as she walked down the aisle. It got caught in her hair and started to smolder. Her father had to get it out while she cried hysterically. Then he punched my Uncle Raymond, whom he thought had tossed it, right square in the forehead and ended up breaking his own hand. Good wedding.