Hindi Jokes

Tamil Jokes

jokes — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:58:02 +0000

Here some best Tamil Jokes Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Tamil Jokes

Doctor: Ungalikku idhukku munnadi eppayaavadhu mayakkam vandhuirukka?
Patient: Oru thadava vandhirukku doctor, neenga idhukku munnadi eppavvo enakku Bill thandappo.

Wife: Ungalukku pei pisasu mela nambikkai irukka’nga?
Husband: irukku di
Wife: pei’ya paarthi’rukeengala?
Husband: paarthadhumattum illa, adhu’kooda kudumbam’mae nadathi’kittu irukkaen.

Thuni-kadaikaarar: Indha thuni super quality sir, kiliyavae kiliyaadhu.
Gounds: Dai dubagoor!, apparam eppadi da enakku ondrai metre kilichhu tharap’pora?

Man1: Andha padam oodum theatre’la gate’ta therappadharkae 10 roovai lanjam tharanummaam!
Man2: Enna!, padathukku avalo koottamma?!!
Man3: Illa illa, idhu interval’la theatre’ra vittu veliya ooda gate’ta therap’padharkku.

Good Morning Sms Hindi

jokes — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:56:25 +0000

Here some best Good Morning Sms Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Good Morning Sms Hindi

Good Morning “Just For You” “Must For You” “First For You”
“Nothing To Wish” “Nothing 2 Say”
“Always Be Happy” “Its My Pray” .

Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho,
Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki ghehak ho,
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palkein,
Un palkon me bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho,
Good Morning! Have a Nice Day :-)

Har sapneko apni saanso me rakho,
Har manzil ko apni baahon me rakho,
Har jeet aapki hai,
Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho..
Be confident abt urself for becoming a Winner.

Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai “GOOD MORNING”

Funny Shayari

jokes — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:54:15 +0000

Here some best Funny Shayri Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Funny Shayari

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Khayal ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kisi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami to nahi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai.

Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du
Dost par apni jindagi waar du
Jab tera message nahi milta to
Dil karta hai tere DIL me goli maar doo.

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

Tintumon Jokes

jokes — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:47:24 +0000

Here some Tintumon Jokes Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Tintumon Jokes

Tintumonu girl friendum car il pokukayayirunnu
Girl: innu njan ninakku ente appendix operation
cheythathu evide ennu kanichu tharam
tintu got exited, n said, evide kanikoo…kanikoo..
Girl:-nokku nokku kollam dist:hospital

Teacher: Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintu: Dadi!!!
Teacher: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon; Achane “Da” Ennum.
Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!

Gulfil ninnu Maman: Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon: Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman: NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon: Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !

“Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyu”
“Tintumon – The Poet”

Punjabi Sms

jokes — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:44:31 +0000

Here some top Punjabi Sms Messages are available for Your Mobile Phones:

Punjabi Sms

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar vich
Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai si.
Student: Sir, menu eh vi pata hai tuhadi umar vich
Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke si.

Santa: Oye teri vohti kithe gayi?
Banta: Oh te peke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu ohnu kutda hovenga.
Banta: Nahi yaar, saki bhen vangu rakhda si

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, paji.
Santa: Mainu pata si tu vi vich bolna , iss lai tere vi vich gin liye.

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai.
Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar ke
mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.
Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.

One Line Jokes

jokes — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:41:10 +0000

Here some best One Line Jokes Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

One Line Jokes

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

Bhikhari: Sahib ek rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai.

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai.
Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karke ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to,
3 din apni hansi nahi rok paya tha.

Funny Hindi Sms

jokes — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:38:30 +0000

Here some top Funny Hindi Sms Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Funny Hindi Sms

Life me hamesha haste raho, Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho, Gungunate raho, Khush raho,
Taki tumhe dekh log samajen k tum..
Unmarried ho.

Agar koi hame acccha
lagte hai to, achha wo nahi
acche hum hai…
&
Agar hume koi bura lagta hai to
jaan lo ki, bura wohi hai kyo ki
hum to achhe hi hai na.

Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Suicide karne ke liye
Santa: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Laloo’s Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?
Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.

Jokes in English

jokes — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:17:46 +0000

Here some top Jokes in English Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Jokes in English

Boy: Excuse me.
Girl: Jee Kahiye.
Boy: Mere hone wale bachcho ki taraf se
aapko Happy Mother’s DAY….

I told my father that I want a blackberry or an apple.
He replied: Aam ka season hai beta aam kha.

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.

Museum Watchman: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Sardar Jokes

jokes — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:14:31 +0000

Here some Sardar Jokes Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Sardar Jokes

1 ladka der raat se ghar par pahuncha….
Papa: Kaha the itni der?
Ladka: Friend ke ghar par.
Papa ne 10 doston ke ghar phone lagaya….
2 friends: Yanhi par hai uncle, padh raha hai.
3 friends: Abhi nikla hai uncle, ghar pahunchta hi hoga.
4 friends: Yanhi par tha uncle.
Sardar’s Son: Han papa bolo, kya hua?

Sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui par uski lash muskurate hue mili.
Bhagwan ne poocha: Aisa kyun?
Sardar Bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.

Sardarji: Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor: What’s your problem?
Sardarji: I keep forgetting things.
Doctor: Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji: What problem?

Sardar joined new job. First day, he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Love Sms in Hindi

jokes — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:12:27 +0000

Here some best Love Sms in Hindi Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Love Sms in Hindi

Janu tere pyar mein wo kar dikhaun
Marne ko agar kahe to mar dikhaun
Phir jaman leker is duniya mein aaun
Tamanna phir bhi yahi hogi tujhi ko paun.

Gam na ho waha jaha ho fasana aapka,
Khushiyan dhundhti rahe aashiyana aapka,
Wo waqt hi na aaye jab aap udas ho,
ye duniya bhula na sake muskurana aapka.

Nazron se dur par dil ke woh paas hain
Na jane kyun wo kuch khas hain
Yadein to bahut hain yaad karne ko
Per unse bhi haseen un yadon ke ahsaas hain.

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kaise kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aa jati hai.