Hindi Jokes » Famous Hindi Jokes http://www.hindijokes.in Jokes In Hindi, Latest Hindi Sms Jokes, Best New Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:31:03 +0000 en hourly 1 Rajnikanth Jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/rajnikanth-jokes-2.html http://www.hindijokes.in/rajnikanth-jokes-2.html#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:07:27 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=8369 Here some best Rajhnikant Jokes Messages available for your Mobile Phones:

Rajnikanth Jokes

Barish hui aur hum bhig gaye
Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Barish hui aur hum bhig gaye
Rajnikant ne phoonk mari aur hum such gaye.

Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje
1 Bhoot dusre bhoot ko samja raha tha.. “Ghabra mat… Ye sab tere dimag ka waham hai, Koi Rajnikanth-Wajnikanth nahi hot.

Mummy: Rajinikanth, solar heater se paani garam nahi ho pa raha hai.
Rajhnikant: Ruko mummy, abhi suraj ko thik karke aata hoon.

Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a kid
Today that kid is known as “The Great Khali”.

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SARDAR talking on cell.
2nd SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar: biwi se…..
2nd Sardar: itne pyar se?
1st Sardar: tumhari hai. .

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge.

Sardar 100 watt ke bulb par apne papa ka naam likh raha tha.
papa ne puchha ‘kya kar rahe ho?’
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.

Two sardar,
went to see 9 to 12 PM show,
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?
Because the movie’s name was Dastak.

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while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday

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