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Man – Is There Any Way For Long Life

Joker — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 08:23:09 +0000

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Anshu – Doctor

Joker — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:33:35 +0000

Anshu: “Doctor, I always feel dizzy for half an hour after getting up in the morning.”
Doctor: “Why don’t you try getting up half an hour late?”

Patient – I’ve Had

Joker — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:01:49 +0000

Patient: I’ve had this bad cough all week and it still isn’t any better!
Doctor: Well, keep practicing!

School Doctor – Do

Joker — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:03:43 +0000

School Doctor: Do you ever have trouble with your nose or ears?
Little girl: Yes, they get in the way when I take my jumper off!

Doctor To Patient

Joker — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:21:25 +0000

Doctor to patient: You’re suffering from loss of memory. My fee is Rupees 50 – in advance!

Doctor, Doctor

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:26:47 +0000

“Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks I’m a liar.”
“Well, I find that hard to believe!”

A Doctor Is Talking

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:21:23 +0000

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.” “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”

A Woman Is

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:13:19 +0000

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says, “Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?” The man replies, “Don’t ask me lady, I’m just a painter!”

Harry Answers The

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:09:55 +0000

Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.”
Harry says, “My God. What’s the good news?”
The doctor says, “I’m kidding. She’s dead.”

There Was This

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:04:55 +0000

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
“I’m going to have to run a few more tests”, the doctor said “I’m going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample”.
After she hung up the husband asked, “What did the doctor say?”
“Oh the doctor is going to need a pair of your underwear”.