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Marathi Sms

jokes — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 05:30:53 +0000

Marathi Sms:

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi.
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

Gavkari: 10 Rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?
DukandaR : 7 rupaye.
Gavkari: Thik ahe rahilelya 3 rupayachi chocalates dya.

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte.

Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale, nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.

Free Sms Jokes

jokes — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 07:41:19 +0000

Free Sms Jokes:

Saas : Beti aaj se tumhara ghar yahi hai,

Aaj se tum mujhe maa aur apne sasur ko papa kahogi…

Shaam ko us ka husband ghar aaya to wo boli

“Maa , bhaiya aa gaye.

A good teacher is who tells to study hard…But,,

A best teacher is who

stands outside the examination hall and shouts. . .

“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE

APNI-APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO.

Doctor to patient’s friend: Agar 1 ghante pehle le aate to

hum ise bacha lete. . .

Patient’s Friend: Abay,15 minute pehle toaccident hua hai.

1st Man: Which is the best month to get married..?

2nd Man: Octembaruary

1st Man: Don’t be silly,there is no such month.

2nd Man: Exactly.

Man – Is There Any Way For Long Life

jokes — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 08:23:09 +0000

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Anshu – Doctor

jokes — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:33:35 +0000

Anshu: “Doctor, I always feel dizzy for half an hour after getting up in the morning.”
Doctor: “Why don’t you try getting up half an hour late?”

Patient – I’ve Had

jokes — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:01:49 +0000

Patient: I’ve had this bad cough all week and it still isn’t any better!
Doctor: Well, keep practicing!

School Doctor – Do

jokes — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:03:43 +0000

School Doctor: Do you ever have trouble with your nose or ears?
Little girl: Yes, they get in the way when I take my jumper off!

Doctor To Patient

jokes — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:21:25 +0000

Doctor to patient: You’re suffering from loss of memory. My fee is Rupees 50 – in advance!

Doctor, Doctor

jokes — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:26:47 +0000

“Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks I’m a liar.”
“Well, I find that hard to believe!”

A Doctor Is Talking

jokes — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:21:23 +0000

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.” “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”

A Woman Is

jokes — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:13:19 +0000

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says, “Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?” The man replies, “Don’t ask me lady, I’m just a painter!”