Category — Doctor Patient Jokes
Marathi Sms
Marathi Sms:
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi.
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.
Gavkari: 10 Rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?
DukandaR : 7 rupaye.
Gavkari: Thik ahe rahilelya 3 rupayachi chocalates dya.
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte.
Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale, nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.
August 11, 2011 No Comments
Free Sms Jokes
Free Sms Jokes:
Saas : Beti aaj se tumhara ghar yahi hai,
Aaj se tum mujhe maa aur apne sasur ko papa kahogi…
Shaam ko us ka husband ghar aaya to wo boli
“Maa , bhaiya aa gaye.
A good teacher is who tells to study hard…But,,
A best teacher is who
stands outside the examination hall and shouts. . .
“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI-APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO.
Doctor to patient’s friend: Agar 1 ghante pehle le aate to
hum ise bacha lete. . .
Patient’s Friend: Abay,15 minute pehle toaccident hua hai.
1st Man: Which is the best month to get married..?
2nd Man: Octembaruary
1st Man: Don’t be silly,there is no such month.
2nd Man: Exactly.
August 10, 2011 No Comments