1Feb/10
Man – Is There Any Way For Long Life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
11Nov/09
Anshu – Doctor
Anshu: "Doctor, I always feel dizzy for half an hour after getting up in the morning."
Doctor: "Why don't you try getting up half an hour late?"
9Nov/09
Patient – I’ve Had
Patient: I've had this bad cough all week and it still isn't any better!
Doctor: Well, keep practicing!
5Nov/09
School Doctor – Do
School Doctor: Do you ever have trouble with your nose or ears?
Little girl: Yes, they get in the way when I take my jumper off!