Cool Santa Banta Jokes

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Making fun of Sardars does not mean we are abusing them. It simply means we are acknowledging Sardarjis are the one of the coolest people who can live and have fun by poking jokes at themselves. Sardars are the one of the best people of the world and jokes on them are not to ignore or hurt. Sardarjis or anyone else for that matter we have enjoyed Sardarji Jokes for different ages. Santa Banta is name of the two Sardarji characters, which make fun of both of them. Santa Banta jokes are just as an example of having fun with humor.

Laughter is the best medicine and reduces lots of stress. That’s why there are lots of laughter clubs there to make you laugh. It is good effect also. We become what we think. So why not change out manner and make the world laughing. Health is wealth and we do all the things to make us feel good. Santa and Banta jokes are most popular in whole world, each every child can tell you. So below are some of the brilliantly jokes to make you laugh.

Cool Santa Banta Jokes:

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & dragged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can’t. I ran out of film.
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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h….
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h…
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar…
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun Na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h…
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h…
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Santa na ek college khola, Naam kya rakha hoga,
Guess karo,
Nahi pata,
Naam Tha Women’s College for Boys.
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Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police-Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa- Abu K Liye Dua,
Police- Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa-Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.
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Santa ‘London’ Me Double Store Bus Me Baitha.
Conductor Ne Use Uper Bhej Diya.
Santa Bhagta Hua Neche Wapas Aaya Aur Bola
”Marwayega” Kya Uper To Driver Hi Nahi Hai.
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Class Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Pucha
Teacher: Radio or News Paper Mein Kya Farq Hai?
Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
Dekho Madam,
News Paper Mein Hum Roti Lapet Ke Le Ja Sakte Hai,
Magar Radio Mein nahi Le Ja Sakte
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Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur
Dukandar Se Bola
Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Dukandar: Bhai Sahab,
Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Santa: Yaar,
Dopaher KO Andhera Karke Sone Ka
Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
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Santa Chow Mein Banane Wale Ko,
Bahut Der Se Ghoor Rha Tha,
Jab Woh Tang Aa Gaya Toh,
Chow Mein Wale Se Bola,
Saale Jab Bik Nahi Rhi Toh,
Kadai Kyu Tod Rha Hai.
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Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke,
Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha…
Aisa VO Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha
.
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One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola
.
Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii.
Pahle Tu Shadi to Kar.
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Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi.