Two lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first.

Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute

and say love never dies.

Teacher: How Old is your father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He become a father after I was born.

BOY : May I hold your hand ?

GIRL : No thanks, it is not heavy.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, but he has not come back yet!

Inspector: Why don`t you cook something else.

Orkut pe ladki pataayi,

Facebook pe baat chalaayi,

Twitter pe mother se milwayi,

Google pe shaadi karwayi.

Yahoo pe divorce hogaya,

Isi bahane computer course hogaya.