Category — Computer Jokes In Hindi

Sms Jokes:

Two lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first.

Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute

and say love never dies.

Teacher: How Old is your father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He become a father after I was born.

BOY : May I hold your hand ?

GIRL : No thanks, it is not heavy.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, but he has not come back yet!

Inspector: Why don`t you cook something else.

Orkut pe ladki pataayi,

Facebook pe baat chalaayi,

Twitter pe mother se milwayi,

Google pe shaadi karwayi.

Yahoo pe divorce hogaya,

Isi bahane computer course hogaya.

Santa got computer job,
first day he worked til evening,
Boss was happy n asked what u did today?
Santa-Keyboard alphabets not in right order,
i rearranged them..