Category — Children Jokes In Hindi

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• Patient - Doctor, You

  Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

• Santa - Bhai, Har Roz Murge Nal

  Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai. Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven? Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.

• Sardarji Says I LOVE YOU

  Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

• Dear O Dear

  Dear O Dear, ur not near but i can hear dont get fear Ur memories r here liv wid cheer no mere tear and ur mine forever!

• Friendship Is Like Diary

  Friendship is like Diary; it takes Seconds to Burn but Years to Write! So, Write Carefully & Never let it Burn!

• Banta To His New Bride, Preeto, Ldquo

  Banta to his new bride, Preeto, ldquo;Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?rdquo; ldquo;Of course, dear, no trouble,rdquo; she replied. ldquo;But what will you live on?rdquo;

• “Hurry!” The Doctor

  “Hurry!” the doctor commanded his teenage daughter, “Put my stethoscope and medicine box in my car. That was an emergency call from someone who says he will die if I do not turn up immediately.” “Papa, that call was not for you but for me,” replied the girl saucily.

• Welcome To NEW

  Welcome to NEW Morning with A SMILE on Ur face LOVE in Ur heart Gud Thoughts in Ur mind U have wonderful Day Gudgudi Morning

• Khuda Kare Ke Tujhe Bhi Kisse

  Khuda kare ke tujhe bhi kisse se pyaar ho May to mar raha ho, tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho.

• Teacher - "Can Anybody

  Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Ramu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

• A Blonde Went

  A blonde went to her doctor and said, "You prescribed birth control pills for me." "And how is it going?" he asked. "Okay, I think, but I'd like to have them bigger." The doctor was surprised. "You mean stronger?" "No, bigger, please" "But why BIGGER?" "Because they keep falling out."

• Lucy Was A

  Lucy was a KG student. There was drawing competition going on. She was drawing something on the paper. After a while her teacher came near her. She asked Lucy, "What are you drawing, Lucy? Lucy replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Lucy w

• Doctor Apna Pehla

  Doctor apna pehla operation Mukamal krnay k baad operation theater say baher aya aur ooper dakhtay huay bola: 'Ya Allah! Mera pehla'Tohfa' Qabool ker...

• Every Time I Miss

  Every time i miss you, a star falls, So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much! Be my Valentine!

• Santa Singh Goes To A TV Shop And Asks

  Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haan’ replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’