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Best Jokes in Hindi

Hindi jokes or jokes in Hindi are those jokes which could be viewed by a person of any age because it doesn’t contain any mature content. Best jokes in Hindi are simple jokes but with a great fun and humor and are especially decided on Indian visitors because they are either written in Hindi language or linked to Indian situation.

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Evergreen Jokes in Hindi:

Judge: Your last wish?
Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shaadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka visa, 2 saal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bachche Jo aap ko nana kahe or mujhe papa aur main un sab ki shaadi karwa do us ke baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga.
Judge: Hahaha… meri koi beti hi nahi. Tanggo kamine KO.

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Aisa nahin ki yeh zindagi buri hai…
Par school life ki baat kuch aur thi.
Aisa nahi ki ab hansi nahi aati…
Par doston mein baith ke khilkhilane wali baat kuch aur thi.
Aisa nahi ki ab tension se raat nahi guzarti…
Par exams ki raaton mein jaagne wali baat kuch aur thi.
Aisa nahi k aage AA kar kuch haasil na kiya ho…
Par passing marks le kar party udane wali baat kuch aur thi.
Aisa nahi ki ab zindagi nahi kat rahi hai…
Par doston mein zindagi jeene ki baat hi kuch aur thi.

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Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY to MaiN Kya KaroO.
Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY to MaiN Kya KaroO.
Har Pal Teri Yaad SataeY to MaiN Kya KaroO..!!
Surat MaiN Apni BhOOl Gaye Tujh KO Dekh Kar..!!
Her AaineY MeiN Tu Nazar Aaye to MaiN Kya KaroO..!

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Pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi
pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme bhi deti hai jindagi
fir bhi hum jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise log bhi to deti hai jindagi.

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Sardar picnic par Gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide KIA ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.

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1 din guzar Gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar Gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

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A” ki Biwi “B”,
“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T” ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes…

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Kya meri nak tedi hai.
Kya meri nak tedi hai. Ankhen mendki jesi hai. Surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri Surat tumse milte hai………….?

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Aansu mein naa dhundhna
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame, hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge, tamanna ho agar Milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.

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Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
…. bakri kha gayi

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Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Aapke Chehare KO kamal Kaun Kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata ?

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A Muslim girl wearing a burka was going on the road.
The boy going just behind the girl said,”Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jisse ladhi hain.”
Girl Replied,”Aankh Jisse ladhi, tere baap se bhi badhi hain

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Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.

When Dhoni hits a boundary

Banta: Kya Goal mara.

Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket Mein hota hai.

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  • Girl- can i sit here?

Boy- it all urs…
Girl- can i tk some water?
Boy- my plsr… :)

Girl- Bhaiya agla station konsa hai

Boy- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nahi kiya hai, jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend a rahi hai ………: P: P: P: D

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Two terrorists having discussion in a bar.

The waiter asks them what the discussion was about.
Terrorist: – We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey…
Waiter: – Why a donkey?
Then one terrorist says to the other,
“See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people”.

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Santa to banta: Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage,

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Banta: Goli maar de

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