An Ideal Homework

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An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved
away

Teacher – “Then StopTeacher: “Then stop acting like a fool!” Pupil: “Sir, Would you mind e-mailing my exam results...

Teacher – What AreTeacher: What are you reading? Pupil: I don‘t know Teacher: But your reading aloud? Pupil: But...

Teacher – How MuchTeacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What...

How About This For An IdealHow about this for an ideal well-matched married couple? He snores and she is deaf....

The IDEAL Man Does Not SmokeThe IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early,...

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