140 Character Hindi Sms:
Raat huyi jab shaam ke baad
Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad
Humne Khamosh reh kar bhi mehsoos kiya
Teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad.
Yaad, wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai,
Yaad, wo bhi nahi jo ruswai me aati hai,’
Yaad’ to wo hai jo lakho ki bheed me,’Tanha’ kar jaati hai.
Dil mai hamesha ek shor ho raha hai..
Bina sms ke dil bour ho raha hai…
Kahin aisa to nahin ke mera dost abhi tak so raha hai…
shikayat hame zindegi se nahin.
jee rahe hain magar khushi se nahi.
dukh bhi diya har shaksh ne hame,
par naraj bhi hum kisi se nahi.
Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek hogaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.